My company is rolling out a new drug and alcohol abuse policy as part of an initiative to save money on insurance. This morning, I sat in on a training for managers about how to identify if one of my employees might be suffering from a substance abuse problem.

It dawned on me during the hour-long training was that I exhibit many of the same warning signs due to  my fertility issues. Excessive tardiness? Check! Stops speaking mid-sentence and loses train of thought? Um, yes! Extended breaks and excessive phone calls? Uh huh. Crying, angers quickly, excessive restroom visits, exhibits needle marks?!?!?! DUH!

Seriously, take a look!

FullSizeRenderWhat Prolonged Infertility Indictors do you exhibit in the workplace?